TOOOP3.0( The pong homage. )

Features TOOOP3.0( The pong homage. )

Not Pong.
Not Pong at all.
TOOOP3.0 is an altogether different beast.
It is VERY fast though.
And mental, did I mention it was mental?
If you can play on a large phone or something else that would be good.
I will list the PC and Xbox links when they are created, but until then, do NOT attempt to play on a non-touchscreen PC with bluestacks or whatever and expect your controllers to work.
Just behave yourself and wait for the PC version.
Btw this is a TWO PLAYER
game.
I can't stress that enough.
If one of your thumbs can beat the other on your tiny phone that's great, but why not try it out on your goofy little brother, the one who beats you at every single game?
TOOOP that boy.
Or if your Dad can't relate to any game made since 1970, then show him TOOOP, why not?
This is basically a steroids and performance enhanced upgrade of Pong set in 21st century outerspaceyness with kina unforgiving obstacles and bumpers as well as stronger-than-earth gravity and force fields.
Any way you'll see shortly.
Probably.
If not you are wasting your time right now reading this.
Now I'm not telling you how to play, but squashing the ball against a wall and neatly timed pops seem to work well for a lot of people.
The laser yes and no, I find it hard to aim but it's often used to mess up the other guys pop.

This is not a beta, but I would still like your comments and criticisms.
Sometimes I wonder, sitting by the fire, did I make it too fast?
Then I think no, and make it faster.
Endless fun at uncapped speeds, it goes as fast as you can drive it.

"Pong is not about strategy, It is not of the mind.
Pong is all about the will"
I know what you are thinking, and you're right.
TOOOP is not pong, but if TOOOP were a person he would be amazing at pong.
And why TOOOP3?
What happened the other ones?
Well, you see there was a terrible flood here at smallsoundcorp and a lot of the blackboards we use to draw diagrams of the game mechanics were cleaned and we forgot what we were doing and had to start again.
Or something.
But seriously if you feel like giving me a piece of your mind, hit me up with an email and when the planets are aligned correctly and the air is very still yet feels charged with energy I may email you back upon a star.

It's one of those things, why TOOOP?
- Well the thing is, if you have to ask, meng, you'll never know.
TOOOP because you can, as fast as you can, as much as you can, until your thumb gets sore, then you should probly stop because you can do damage to yourself that way and I don't want that.
In fact I really hope you plural love TOOOP as much as TOOOP loves you, and it does in a cruel twitch-rewarding ship-exploding kind of way.